If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great 'test'!
• If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed,
confiscated and destroyed.
• If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
• If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
• If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he merely
Liberals demand that those they don't like, be shut down.
• If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
• If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
• If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends
can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it to you.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired
and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~~ George Carlin ~~