Sunday, April 25, 2010

Conservative vs Liberal

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great 'test'!

• If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed,

confiscated and destroyed.

• If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..

If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products

banned for everyone.

• If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to

better his situation.

A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

• If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he merely

switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like, be shut down.

• If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion

silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

• If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about

shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

• If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends

can have a good laugh.

A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it to you.


Most people work just hard enough not to get fired

and get paid just enough money not to quit.

~~ George Carlin ~~

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