MASSACHUSETTS! BEWARE OF THE 'COAKLEY VIRUS'. DO NOT CLICK ON THE 'VOTE FOR COAKLEY' BOX OF YOUR BALLOT! IT WILL SPREAD A VIRUS TO ALL MASSACHUSETTS RESIDENTS THAT WILL TAKE YEARS TO CLEAN UP.
In all seriousness, the Democrats WILL try to buy votes, 'influence' people into voting for Coakley and do anything they can to cheat their way into a victory. Sorry, you scumbag 'Dirt Baggers', you will lose this one!