Thursday, December 31, 2009

Latest Bomber Attire

Hey, Napolitano, just a few suggestions to make your Homeland Security thingy work a little more efficiently":

Require all would-be terrorists to wear this attire so you can accurately identify potential attacks.

  • Make 'Terrorist Attire' kits available for jihadists at all overseas airports; also require them to fill out a 'Hidden Bomb Permit' so the person sitting next to them on the plane can change seats.

If the 'alledged' (in Obama's words) terrorist makes it to the U.S. successfully (or should I say unsuccessfully), provide him a free limo ride to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for a private meeting with our Terrorist-In-Chief.

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