The Doctor Is In The House!

"Please pardon me while I put on my latex gloves, then just bend over a bit. I believe you're hiding some of your spare change. I told you we need 'Change' and I want yours! If you resist me, I'll have my nurse practitioner, Nancy Pelosi, take over. I have a much gentler touch. She has sharp fingernails and she loves to make people scream. "

Dr. Barack Hussein Obama